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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant”, to which Michelle responded, “no, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”

It’s a great story, but sounds very much like a story that President Bartlet wants to use in a toast to his wife in The West Wing.

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travelandskin:

must be a Swedish bum :)

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ndnsurgency:

I am wearing this shirt today and this older white lady in the library saw it and her eyes almost popped out of her head. As I walked by, her eyes were staring and she turned her head. LOL. Get a grip. If this shirt offends you, I’M GLAD.

Now if only I could get those stupid Birthright trip kids to stop fucking wearing IDF shirts. You’re seriously proud of how the IDF kills innocent people in an open air prison? Fucking disgusting.

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loverofbeauty:

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